nothing satisfies me but your soul
 |
Oh god even if the rumors are false this gif is so worth it.
Actual Loki Tom Hiddleston.
camerafanman: “Mh, look at him strutting, look at him. The swing in his step, the broad shoulders moving, his neck, oh god his ne- SHIT SHIT DONT LOSE IT TURN THE CAMERA- aah, yeees, close up, mmmh look at him…”
I could stare at this all day, everyday.
WANNA BE ON TOP TOP
Loki is like : « Yiss bitches, look at me»
The swishing coat tails
and the bouncy step god damnit!
So who wants to draw me a picture of Loki trying to seduce a rock and be my favorite person ever?
Wahaha, oh god. OH GOD.
“So, I hear Christmas is coming. Have you been naughty or gneiss?”
“I could really make your earth quake, baby.”
“What do you say we go somewhere private and get a little boulder?”
.
(The rock’s reply: “Sorry, but I have a date with Thorium.”)
What have I done?
#I can’t believe you missed ‘rock your world’ or ‘rock my world’ #I mean that’s just sloppy
You’re right, it’s most unlike Loki. He surely wouldn’t make such a mistake unless he were… stoned.
Ah. So he was successful, then?
Let’s just say they both felt the earth move.
Omfg. The comments.
And they lived happily ever after. Until the movies happened. Then little baby rock learned the world could be a cruel place and trained hard to be a warrior to surpass even her father. After years of study she made the dangerous journey to Earth to seek her revenge.
The next morning Bruce stubbed his toe on the random rock sitting outside his door, shrugged and set it in the garden with the other rocks.
And that is how at least one of Loki’s children found a happy ending and true love.
I should probably go to bed.
Are you sure that’s how it ended? I thought I remembered Loki’s rock-child becoming a Midgardian god of combat.
Done.
#loki’s all like #sighs #bitch pls #did u rly think this was going to work#i’m disappointed in you clint #i know you can do better clint #it’s almost painful to watch #but not actually painful you know #because you didn’t get me with the ar-JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST
“Never stop. Never stop fighting. Never stop dreaming. And don’t be afraid of wearing your heart on your sleeve - in declaring the films that you love, the films that you want to make, the life that you’ve had, and the lives you can help reflect in cinema. For myself, for a long time… maybe I felt inauthentic or something, I felt like my voice wasn’t worth hearing, and I think everyone’s voice is worth hearing. So if you’ve got something to say, say it from the rooftops.”
Loki on the red carpet.
ehehehe…
This is perfect
j
Yes, I thought so too….Had to be done, had to be!
If Frigga was on the Avengers, the movie would have been over in five minutes and have less butts
Bartholomew
i love this. i cant even- IM FUCKING PISSING MYSELF
